Well now it all makes sense. Two years of watching this — I don’t know — morally-depraved Marriage Boot Camp show. Guess it was obligatory since I watched all them episodes of Bridezillas. But tonight, no, tonight brought clarity. It’s…
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Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Nine
It was only a matter of time before Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas went full-on Maury show. With this week’s episode’s reliance on lie detectors, we have officially reached that point (sans paternity-DNA testing, of course; some things are sacred). But…
Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Eight
It’s the morning after the night when sassy puppet shows led to fornication throughout the Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas Mansion. Or did they? Seem to be some intimations that Sofia didn’t get none. (I turned the show off early on…
Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Seven
When you have a son pushing four, you may very well watch a lot of Bob the Builder and Jake and the Neverland Pirates and the like. What I’m worried about is the Bootcampeteers talking sex via puppets. And that…
Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Six
This here episode of Marriage Boot Camp Bridezillas is titled “Spouse Swap,” but it’s not as swinger-eyes-wide-shut randy as one might think. Less key party. More voyeuristic trickery. I mean, sure, they couch it as “spending the night with someone…
Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Five
Alright, so they lead into tonight’s episode by showing all them Marriage Boot Camp contestants running through a backyard maze, but it seems like trash bags lining the walls instead of ivy or stone. Even corn. That’s a preview scene.…
Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Four
Any time a reality-TV episode starts with a scene that reminds you of Martin Sheen blasting his fist through a mirror in Apocalypse Now (sans punching a mirror with The Doors scoring that jawn), you know that episode has a…
Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Two
Somehow, I ended up trading Tweets with Shaun and Sofia, and Blanca, and Mai-Lee this afternoon. They all seemed a’ight. I reckon I stop calling Shaun the “Meatbag” or whatever. Just the right thing to do. So anyway, they seemed…
Marriage Boot Camp II: The Introductory Prelude
It seems like yesterday when the first season of Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas filled Philly Blunt’s world with joy, courtesy of some decent people and others who bought Twitter followers to make themselves feel more important than they are. But…
Bridezillas: Megan & Willaura
Meet Bridezilla Megan, who will enter trivia lore by being the type of Bridezillas whose one-episode appearance just happened to be the show’s last-ever episode (pour one out for tha homies who were dragged into lives with bridezillas). She’s a…