Tag: Bridezillas

Bridezillas: Danielle & Kim

Oh good, they start with Danielle putting a tiara on her “delusional diva” head. She’s 37, and an operations manager from Chicago. She’s marrying some cat named Virgil, who she says she didn’t think was attractive, but he says pursued…

Bridezillas: Brittany & Kim

Welcome to Southhampton, NY, home to horrible 25-year-old tanning-salon managers named Kim who are getting married to sheet-metal guys named Jeremiah. You know, the type of entitleskanks who say, “You’re Spanish. You’re cutting your goddamn hair.” And admit to having…

Bridezillas Brittany & Suzy

I’m not exactly sure about how etiquette experts would come down on the age-old question of whether cranial deformities qualify a lady to enter the realm of the butterfaces. So, I’ll just say Brittany from Dayton, Ohio is attractive-bodied. She’s…

Bridezillas: Suzy & Nicole

Nicole is 21, and the “executive assistant” at her fiance Mike’s media-production company in Loma Linda, Cali. This speaks to professional success to the point that she thinks very highly of herself. She probably doesn’t notice her busted-up Proactiv-necessary grill…

Bridezillas: Suzy & Danni

Danni — who thinks she’s hotter than she is — is back. She’s joined by Suzy who’s from somewhere called Hutto, Texas. She’s 19. She’s relatively sure she’s bi-polar. She’s marrying a “military photographer” named Taylor. He’s 20. The episode…

Bridezillas: Tricia and Danni

Well, Bridezillas got real last night when a Twitter/Deadspin pal shared the fact that Bridezilla Tricia is on Twitter (@xiiNFAMOUSx) and on Bridezilla Tricia’s Twitter page it became quickly evident that Bridezilla Danni is, too (@iamdannistarr). Check out their Tweets…

Bridezillas: Danielle and Tricia

Hey remember Tricia from last week? Yeah, she’s back on and she’s talking about dildos in the preview of the show, even before the opening credits. This is the mark of a good society. Anyway, Danielle‘s a former soldier and…

The Inaugural Bridezillas Post: Gloria and Tricia

With Divorce Court starting to bum me out with repetitive themes/stories/daytime-show-jumpers/famewhores, I figured it’s about time to add another show to the Philly Blunt arsenal. And, what better match than Bridezillas aka People Who Are Destined To Appear On Divorce…