• I saw the streaker running right at me during the event, and praise organizers for setting up railings that restricted the greasy lil guy from getting closer than 7 feet away.
• For the dirty-minded, yeah, I saw manmeat. Let’s just say Brett Favre would win the “who’s bigger contest.”
• And, finally, there was nobody else in a Carolina-tarheel blue short-sleeved shirt with arms folded across his chest, hand on chin, and glasses that automatically turn from clear-to-sun when the bright orb triggers ’em.
In summary, book-thrower, streaker and me. Something funky’s going on here.