Bridezilla Krystal is a baller. She, her nose ring and half-dozen crucifixes were all, like, to groom-to-be, If you miss this shot on the court, you’re gonna do, like, 60 situps or pushups or whatever. Don’t remember. I was too…
Tag: Bridezillas
Bridezillas: Taneema and Stephanie
Sweet mother of mercy, not two seconds into this week’s Bridezillas, they show Bridezilla Taneema getting lifted up at Logan Square, which is actually a circle in Philadelphia. It’s right next to the Four Seasons. I pass it daily between…
Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas Vol. Finale
The most damning aspect of the #BZBootCamp season finale is this: The biggest drama that producers/contestants/show-runners could concoct was… • The guys going out, getting fruity-shot hammered the night before their vow-renewal ceremonies, • the wives Nancy Drewing their way…
Bridezillas: Stephanie and Miyesha
First thing I noticed about this week’s Bridezillas episodes were Stephanie‘s boobs, because as you can see from the lead-in shot (which expands if you click on it, of course), Stephanie was bouncing those boobs all around the screen as…
Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas Vol. 7 of 8
This week’s episode starts where last week’s left off: The couples banging the night away with all those toys and costumes and whatnot they got at David Carradine’s Sex Shop. I’m only half paying attention at the onset, but I…
Bridezillas: Miyesha and Amanda
If you want to know how Miyesha set the Bridezillas speed record for credibility loss, one needn’t look further than the first quote out her mouth after they show her booting the TV crew out of the limo on the…
Bridezillas: Amanda and Joraine
At the onset of this latest episode of Bridezillas, newbie Bridezilla Amanda of Ocala, Fla. compares herself to a lizard (in the looks department) and threatens to torch everyone and everything. Her captive husband-to-be Steven (I think, but too lazy…
Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas Vol. 5 of 8
This week’s episode of #BZBootcamp starts with fake Twitter-follower enthusiast Rob Maaddi yapping about how he won’t go down for breakfast because he hasn’t gotten a shower yet. The guards or counselors or whatever are saying the theme of the…
Bridezillas: Joriane and Dekeydra
When they first show Bridezilla Joraine, she’s wearing a wedding gown and screaming into a phone. Then she says the theme of her wedding is “Better Than Yours.” She’s marrying — well, incarcerating and abusing — some guy named Mark.…
Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas Vol. 4 of 8
When we get reacquainted with our 10 American heroes, fake-Twitter-follower enthusiast Rob is shaving his armpits, and Kirsten is yapping at Seth to start showing her some more public affection because, c’mon, everyone else is. The question at hand when…