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Marriage Boot Camp II: Reunion Show

They call this Marriage Boot Camp episode “The Aftermath.” It was filmed six months after the show ended. Fair enough. Thoughts: 1. I mean, you knew there was going to be a brawl in the last episode. 2. Not sure…

Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Nine

It was only a matter of time before Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas went full-on Maury show. With this week’s episode’s reliance on lie detectors, we have officially reached that point (sans paternity-DNA testing, of course; some things are sacred). But…

Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Eight

It’s the morning after the night when sassy puppet shows led to fornication throughout the Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas Mansion. Or did they? Seem to be some intimations that Sofia didn’t get none. (I turned the show off early on…

Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Six

This here episode of Marriage Boot Camp Bridezillas is titled “Spouse Swap,” but it’s not as swinger-eyes-wide-shut randy as one might think. Less key party. More voyeuristic trickery. I mean, sure, they couch it as “spending the night with someone…

Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Four

Any time a reality-TV episode starts with a scene that reminds you of Martin Sheen blasting his fist through a mirror in Apocalypse Now (sans punching a mirror with The Doors scoring that jawn), you know that episode has a…

Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Three

Full disclosure: I’m gonna flip back and forth between #marriagebootcamp episode trois and the Tarheels game for a while.. Oh, so I saw these boot-camp sergeants were consulting the people on that Bachelor show last week. These are the thoughts…

Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas Vol. Finale

The most damning aspect of the #BZBootCamp season finale is this: The biggest drama that producers/contestants/show-runners could concoct was… • The guys going out, getting fruity-shot hammered the night before their vow-renewal ceremonies, • the wives Nancy Drewing their way…