Tracy is a 30-year-old nurse. She and Josh were childhood sweethearts. Until her family moved away. This left Josh in tears. I have a sneaking suspicion that he should’ve been weeping when she came back into his life. She says…
Category: Bridezillas
Bridezillas: Michelle & Tasha
Tasha and Jeff are supposed to get married. Teacher and security guard. He doesn’t match up with any of the ideal-mate characteristics that she lists at the beginning of the show before complaining about everything that pisses her off about…
Bridezillas: Brittany & Michelle
Michelle, 22, is a “personal childcare provider.” She’s also a fucking babysitter who felt a need to punch up her resume for some reason or another. Whatever. That’s fine. Here’s what isn’t fine: She discusses putting a tracking device on…
Bridezillas: Liza & Brittany
Brittany, 24, is a high-school math teacher who seemingly pronounces math as “maff.” She claims she’s the “most fabulous bride ever.” Her fiance Bobby, a fourth-grade teacher, concedes that he’s about to marry the craziest person ever. He seems like…
Bridezillas: Ashanti & Liza
Liza is a 37-year-old Puerto Rican princess, local singer (in Orlando), college student and a spicy boricua. Jason liked her for her tits, ass and pushin’ cushion. This is a solid foundation for everlasting love. “To get what I want,…
Bridezillas: Rochelle & Ashanti
Meet Ashanti, a disorganized, aloof “black queen” who agreed to be on Bridezillas but now doesn’t like those cameras in her face. She’s marrying Geoff of the U.S. Navy. They’re from Hawaii. But, they’re getting married in Los Angeles. Makes…
Bridezillas: Jeanine & Rochelle
Christ Almighty, I hope this is Jeanine‘s last appearance on the show (appearance one, appearance two). So, apparently, does her beau Thomas’ family who he says is “100 percent against Jeanine.” Considering they start on the day-of-wedding, it’s likely to…
Bridezillas: Callie & Jeanine
Bridezillas: Shederyl & Marlene
NEW SEASON OF BRIDEZILLAS! About damn time. A wee bit of my faith in humanity had been restored. Here’s hoping Shederyl, Marlene and Marlene’s heinous, heinous looking sister undo that progress. Judging by the previews, this shouldn’t take very long…
Bridezillas: Johanne & Cristal
Cristal‘s 24. She’s from Milwaukee and works as something called an appraisal coordinator. She met her groom-to-be doing a production of Little Shop of Horrors in high school. So, you can tell where this is going already, that being where…