Oh for fuck’s sake. They open the show’s preview with one of the guards putting a gun on the table after saying, “Think your life’s worth saving?” Wait. It’s a paintball gun. There will be a life lesson because of…
Category: Bridezillas
Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas Vol. 2 of 8
Well, here we go again with another episode of “people who got married on Bridezillas are now seeking marriage counseling on reality television.” Sense I’ve gotten since the last post was that several of the couples in the mix are…
Bridezillas: Dezjuan and Ariel
Bridezilla Dezjuan is “such a diva.” She’s 23, and she gets what she wants. What she wants includes Tyler, 22, who she met in high-school detention. What she wants also includes Tyler wearing a rubber work-out suit to cut weight…
Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas Vol. 1 of 8
I won’t waste your time bringing you up to speed on the back stories of these five lovely couples who went from Bridezillas altar to Bridezillas marriage counseling in breaking-Mach-one speed. Please refer to this previous post for that. Let’s…
Bridezillas: Haley and Ariel
Here we go, with the 10th — and final — season of Bridezillas, America’s preeminent sociological study of what happens when you surround brink-of-matrimony ladies with cameras. I’m sad it’s going, quite honestly, but as a casualty — I suspect…
‘Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas’ Will Be My Summer-Blogging Fixation (With Final Season of Bridezillas Teaser)
As a Bridezillas enthusiast, May 31 has been circled on my calendar for quite some time, as it marks the return of a program that chronicles the human condition like few others before it. But that’s not all that’s special…
10.0 Things I Learned Watching ‘Bridezillas: Where Are They Now? 3.0’
Well, this season of Bridezillas came to an inglorious end with that trash heap Natalie doing whatever she ended up doing, but luckily, there was a special look-back episode on this week. Here’s a bullet-pointed recap to bring the year…
Bridezillas: Raquel & Natalie
Natalie Nunn is back on for a third episode. As she is a horrible human being, I just fast forwarded through those segments and feel a much better person because of it. This decision enabled me to focus on newbie…
Bridezillas: Danielle & Natalie
Danielle, a Bridezilla, also works on the show Bridezillas. She’s 33. She’s high maintenance. She bitches about her man Nate’s lack of money, like only a total unappreciative bitch could. They’re showing her at work at the Bridezillas office bitching…
Bridezillas: Natalie & Cristal
This is what I know about Natalie, who previously pissed a small group of television viewers off: She’s is a simpleton who harbors such a skewed, inflated sense of self worth that she made the Bad Girls Club unbearable. Think…