Category: Bridezillas

Bridezillas: Aleshia and Yovanna

Bridezilla Aleshia, a hill person, is described as toxic and intolerable within the opening minute of the show. She says she never feels the need to apologize for anything ever. She’s marrying self-described “softie” Brandon. They started dating five months…






Bridezillas: Evelina and Yovanna

Meet Bridezilla Yovanna. Her real name is Gail. She’s batshit. Rick says he liked Yovanna because of her fat ass. Yovanna says she was drawn to him because she thought he had money. She slaps him in the face when…






Bridezillas: Evelina and Krystal

Meet Bridezilla Evelina. She’s a rather attractive “Polish-European princess” who’s marrying some guy named “Levi” who she met “at the mall.” When asked if it “was love at first sight,” a dual uncomfortable silence ensues. Aw. The first stop in…






Bridezillas: Krystal and Stephanie

Bridezilla Krystal is a baller. She, her nose ring and half-dozen crucifixes were all, like, to groom-to-be, If you miss this shot on the court, you’re gonna do, like, 60 situps or pushups or whatever. Don’t remember. I was too…






Bridezillas: Taneema and Stephanie

Sweet mother of mercy, not two seconds into this week’s Bridezillas, they show Bridezilla Taneema getting lifted up at Logan Square, which is actually a circle in Philadelphia. It’s right next to the Four Seasons. I pass it daily between…






Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas Vol. Finale

The most damning aspect of the #BZBootCamp season finale is this: The biggest drama that producers/contestants/show-runners could concoct was… • The guys going out, getting fruity-shot hammered the night before their vow-renewal ceremonies, • the wives Nancy Drewing their way…