There was a moment when I thought that Bridezilla Sofia was charming. It was after they cloak-showed the work her bosom doctor had done, but before she explained how she would ask her man, every single day, whether he was…
Category: Bridezillas
Bridezillas: Aleshia and Yovanna
Bridezilla Aleshia, a hill person, is described as toxic and intolerable within the opening minute of the show. She says she never feels the need to apologize for anything ever. She’s marrying self-described “softie” Brandon. They started dating five months…
Bridezillas: Evelina and Yovanna
Meet Bridezilla Yovanna. Her real name is Gail. She’s batshit. Rick says he liked Yovanna because of her fat ass. Yovanna says she was drawn to him because she thought he had money. She slaps him in the face when…
Bridezillas: Evelina and Krystal
Meet Bridezilla Evelina. She’s a rather attractive “Polish-European princess” who’s marrying some guy named “Levi” who she met “at the mall.” When asked if it “was love at first sight,” a dual uncomfortable silence ensues. Aw. The first stop in…
Bridezillas: Krystal and Stephanie
Bridezilla Krystal is a baller. She, her nose ring and half-dozen crucifixes were all, like, to groom-to-be, If you miss this shot on the court, you’re gonna do, like, 60 situps or pushups or whatever. Don’t remember. I was too…
This Is The Greatest Image Ever Seen On Bridezillas
With this being the 10th and final season, I found myself wondering how Bridezillas would go out, whether it be with a bang or timidly. Even if there’s not a moment worth remembering after this week’s Taneema and Stephanie episode,…
Bridezillas: Taneema and Stephanie
Sweet mother of mercy, not two seconds into this week’s Bridezillas, they show Bridezilla Taneema getting lifted up at Logan Square, which is actually a circle in Philadelphia. It’s right next to the Four Seasons. I pass it daily between…
Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas Vol. Reunion Show
And so it was written that the contestants on Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas would assemble in New York City — before a live studio audience who responded to the free-ticket offer — for a reunion special months after they walked…
Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas Vol. Finale
The most damning aspect of the #BZBootCamp season finale is this: The biggest drama that producers/contestants/show-runners could concoct was… • The guys going out, getting fruity-shot hammered the night before their vow-renewal ceremonies, • the wives Nancy Drewing their way…
Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas Vol. 8 of 8+
Let’s start this week’s post off with a little disconcerting news: WeTV went ahead and gave Fake Twitter Follower Enthusiasts Rob and Remy Maaddi their own show. How droll. Despite OK Magazine’s jitbaggy fawning, this is nothing short of a…