First thing I noticed about this week’s Bridezillas episodes were Stephanie‘s boobs, because as you can see from the lead-in shot (which expands if you click on it, of course), Stephanie was bouncing those boobs all around the screen as…
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Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas Vol. 7 of 8
This week’s episode starts where last week’s left off: The couples banging the night away with all those toys and costumes and whatnot they got at David Carradine’s Sex Shop. I’m only half paying attention at the onset, but I…
Bridezillas: Miyesha and Amanda
If you want to know how Miyesha set the Bridezillas speed record for credibility loss, one needn’t look further than the first quote out her mouth after they show her booting the TV crew out of the limo on the…
Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas Vol. 6 of 8
This here is the first episode of Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas since they filmed the reunion episode up in NYC last weekend. Judging by the Tweets of involved parties, it seems as if the crew has broken into two factions:…
Bridezillas: Amanda and Joraine
At the onset of this latest episode of Bridezillas, newbie Bridezilla Amanda of Ocala, Fla. compares herself to a lizard (in the looks department) and threatens to torch everyone and everything. Her captive husband-to-be Steven (I think, but too lazy…
Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas Vol. 5 of 8
This week’s episode of #BZBootcamp starts with fake Twitter-follower enthusiast Rob Maaddi yapping about how he won’t go down for breakfast because he hasn’t gotten a shower yet. The guards or counselors or whatever are saying the theme of the…
Bridezillas: Joriane and Dekeydra
When they first show Bridezilla Joraine, she’s wearing a wedding gown and screaming into a phone. Then she says the theme of her wedding is “Better Than Yours.” She’s marrying — well, incarcerating and abusing — some guy named Mark.…
Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas Vol. 4 of 8
When we get reacquainted with our 10 American heroes, fake-Twitter-follower enthusiast Rob is shaving his armpits, and Kirsten is yapping at Seth to start showing her some more public affection because, c’mon, everyone else is. The question at hand when…
Bridezillas: Dekeydra and Amanda
We shouldn’t judge books by covers. This much is true. But if I was going to judge the Book of Bridezilla Dekeydra by its cover, the 12-word review would be as follows: “Shut up. You’re lucky someone put a ring…
Bridezillas: Amanda and Dezjuan [Updated w/ Zilla response]
We start this week’s with Bridezilla Amanda, to whom we’re introduced while she yaps about how everything’s bigger and better in Texas. Because that’s, apparently, what anybody from Texas is force to do under some sort of threat of retribution.…