Ok, so Janelle willingly signed up to be on Bridezillas and what’s the first scene show? Her bitching about being on Bridezillas. The second: How she’s gonna run that Real Housewives of Atlanta show or something. What noble goals. “I’m…
Category: Bridezillas
Bridezillas Cristal & Davina
I’d go back and count them if it made a difference, but I think it’s descriptive enough just to say they’ve already edited about a half dozen cusses outta new Bridezilla contestant Cristal‘s mouth before they even introduce her, her…
Bridezillas: Davina & Tabby
Right off the bat, the Bridezilla’s narratress describes roomy ‘Zilla Davina as obnoxious. That bodes well for public perception of the 30-year-old bartender from Berkeley, Cal., who started “rubbing my boobs on his back” when they worked at the same…
Here’s a Tweet Announcing a Bridezillas Divorce
“Anyway, she breaks her bouquet and dresses her bridesmaids in slut red. She also pounds drinks on the ride to find new flowers and tries to get the empty cups to stick to her head. She also discusses stealing flowers…
Bridezillas: Tabby & Christine
Meet “humorless” Bridezilla Tabby. She doesn’t seem like a nice person, snapping even when she’s asked when her day went (“Iiit wayunt. Whutdewya wanna know?” comes her snippy response). The 25-year-old stay-at-home “crazy person”/stay-at-home mom from Ohio and her man…
Bridezillas: Christine & Minyon
Christine is 21 and “going to school for business.” She and her 25-year-old victim Aaron are getting married in Vegas, and town which she thinks she’ll fucking run. She reminds me of that hog Tracy on Jerseylicious, but all inked…
Bridezillas: Minyon & Jennifer
You’re asking for trouble when you name your kid “Minyon.” Especially because you know the proper spelling is Mignon. She’s a 32-year-old dental assistant/”diva of all the divas, baby” from Tampa. She’s marrying some cat named Foster. She operates under…
Bridezillas: Jennifer & Blanca
Meet Jennifer. She’s screaming and crying in a parking lot in her wedding gown. She’s 37. First-time bride-to-be. From Fall River, Mass. Some sort of nursing assistant. She’s marrying a 52-year-old quality control manager named Lance. They met — cue…
Bridezillas: Remy & Blanca
Blanca is 26. She is an administrative analyst who neither knows how to pronounce those words properly or what it is that she does in said role. Moral of the story: D cups enable you to get away with pretty…
Bridezillas: Tasha & Remy
Remy is a 28-year-old high-maintenance bridezilla from South Jersey. They show her and her man Rob walking in Philly. Oh, this shit’s too close for comfort. He says he aims to be a part-time stripper and bartender to keep her…