So, Daphne‘s a broad-shouldered, barrel-breasted, thiiiick-calved, broad-lowerbodied, tat-adorned 20-year-old from Georgia by way of South Dakota. She plays with guns. She makes the bridemaids wear Asian gear. She’s a paranoid and lashes out often. “It’s always been a stress-reliever for…
Category: Bridezillas
Bridezillas: Tifani & Johanne
If we can agree on one thing in our crazy mixed-up world, let’s make it this: Bridezillas Tifani and Johanne will — if such a place exists — sizzle in Hellfire for eternity. Tifani: for making laxative brownies for one…
Bridezillas: Kera and Tifani
Well, well, well, if it ain’t dumbo-eared Kera again. And the hell if she don’t get out-skanked by her episode-mate Tifani, the princess of the ghetto gutter. She from Shreveport, La. She gonna ruin the life of “cement contractor slash…
Bridezillas: Kera & Kim
One would think having lived on earth for 23 years with elven ears, Kera would be a little more grounded. She has a lot working against her. Yet, here she is telling her mother that she looks like a cheap…
Bridezillas: Kim & Ruby
Kim, a roomy gal, is an accountant and event planner. She’s marrying some smoove cat named Walter. Actually, she says she married smoove cat Walter 10 years ago and, four years in, talked about renewing their vows and whatnot. This…
Bridezillas: Rae Rae & Ruby
Ruby’s a 25-year-old registered nurse from Austin, Texas. Apparently she’s dropped a lot of weight. She’s also gained a lot of screamy condescending dramatics. Wonder what’s joining to happen when she puts those 100 pounds back on. Ruby gives the…
Bridezillas: Rae Rae & Marissa
I’ve watched a lot of white trash television, but I’ve never seen anything like Marissa, of Loveland, Colo. She has a list of men’s names tattooed on her. They’re the ones who knocked her up already. She’s 22. She already…
Bridezillas: Kim & Rae Rae
Goddamnit. Mouthy tanning-salon skank Kim isn’t back on my TV yelling and screaming at everybody in sight. She’s an unbearably horrendous being, the way she talks to those she’s supposed to care about. If karma exists, some really bad shit’s…
Bridezillas: Danielle & Kim
Oh good, they start with Danielle putting a tiara on her “delusional diva” head. She’s 37, and an operations manager from Chicago. She’s marrying some cat named Virgil, who she says she didn’t think was attractive, but he says pursued…
Bridezillas: Brittany & Kim
Welcome to Southhampton, NY, home to horrible 25-year-old tanning-salon managers named Kim who are getting married to sheet-metal guys named Jeremiah. You know, the type of entitleskanks who say, “You’re Spanish. You’re cutting your goddamn hair.” And admit to having…