Category: Bridezillas

Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode One

It doesn’t take but 20 seconds of the season-ahead tease to see that this year’s crop of Marriage Boot Campeteers is yelley screamy broey broettey. Amped it up from last year. Bent a wee bit more toward the Tool Academy…






Bridezillas: Megan & Willaura

Meet Bridezilla Megan, who will enter trivia lore by being the type of Bridezillas whose one-episode appearance just happened to be the show’s last-ever episode (pour one out for tha homies who were dragged into lives with bridezillas). She’s a…






Bridezillas: Willaura and Adrianne

When you first meet Bridezilla Willaura, you instantly wish you hadn’t. She thinks she the “hottest socialite in Atlanta.” I pray, for the sake of the men in Atlanta, that she isn’t right. Because that’d be the ugliest place on…






Bridezillas: Adrianne and Angela

Hey look, it’s the first Native-American Bridezilla in show history! Her name is Bridezilla Adrianne. She’s marrying a cat named Waylon. That is a great name. He kinda looks like Vili Fualaau. “It’s a real bonus that we’re not related,…






Bridezillas: Angela and Mai Lee

The first thing you’ll notice about Bridezilla Angela is her breastuses jiggling while she sit dances in the limo. That’s what the producers of Bridezillas intended they opened this episode with Bridezilla Angela‘s breastuses jiggling while she sit danced in…






Bridezillas: Mai Lee and Roxy

You turn on Bridezillas, see the name Mai Lee and suspect the name is pronounced like Miley, thus instantly expecting a twerkfest will ensue. But no. It’s more like May Lee and she’s nothing but anger shoehorned into white lace…






Bridezillas: Ariane and Roxy

Well I’ll be damned. The first of two new Bridezillas didn’t register on the DVR last night. Luckily, the final moments of said episode appeared. Here’s what Aunt Sherrye had to say to drunken Bride Ariane (here’s her first Zillas…






Bridezillas: Ariane and Ashley

I don’t know whether the DVR didn’t record one of two new episodes last night, or whether obnoxious Bridezilla Sofia and meatbag Sully were just contained to a single episode that ended short last week. But whatever. From what I’ve…