Natalie Nunn is back on for a third episode. As she is a horrible human being, I just fast forwarded through those segments and feel a much better person because of it.
This decision enabled me to focus on newbie Bridezilla Raquel who, like Danielle and Cristal before her, already earns the title of “not worst Zilla on this particular episode.”
She’s 28. Owns her own “marketing dental company.” Describes herself as bossy. She’s marrying Nick. Describes himself as a “househusband.” Because marketing dental companies are a goldmine apparently.
He stays home, plays Xbox and watches the kids. She totally belittles him at every turn. Which, I suppose, is being asked for, even if calling Raquel a moron would be kind. Decent enough body; that must make up for a lot of it. But nothing should empower her to say, on camera, that she has his balls in her purse.
That dude = borderline bitch unless he addressed this disrespect off camera. Strike that, borderline bitch because he DIDN’T address it ON camera.
Anyway, now something’s going on about how she wants to barge into a room at a hotel to get a look at it before they sign on the dotted line. Faux tears. Yawn.
And now she’s yelling at the bridesmaids to come downstairs in borderline Pink Swan-porn-type dresses. There’s an issue that all of them haven’t gotten their shoes yet, so Raquel starts yapping about how one of the bridesmaids hasn’t brushed her hair, so it turns into yo, I won’t be there whenever you get married like you aren’t there for me. Some sort of pushing “fight” breaks out.
And now Nick is piercing her ear (second hole) because she didn’t want to go out and have someone else do it or something.
It seems as if Bridezillas found Raquel as boring a character as I did. This, because it seems to be a one-episode run for these nuptials (an event for which she forgot to even write her vows, after an entire year). That, combined with the fact that I fast forwarded through all of Pig Natalie’s segments make this episode as a whole a total, total fucking waste.