Well now it all makes sense. Two years of watching this — I don’t know — morally-depraved Marriage Boot Camp show. Guess it was obligatory since I watched all them episodes of Bridezillas. But tonight, no, tonight brought clarity. It’s…
Tag: horrible people
Help Catch The Scumbag Involved In This Infuriating Hit-And-Run In The Philly Suburbs
Timothy McCaughan, 58, was a father to three children, and grandfather to 2. On Friday night, he was killed while crossing Clifton Avenue in Collingdale, Delaware County (Pa.) Luckily, there was a witness who told police the scumbag driver appeared…
Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode One
It doesn’t take but 20 seconds of the season-ahead tease to see that this year’s crop of Marriage Boot Campeteers is yelley screamy broey broettey. Amped it up from last year. Bent a wee bit more toward the Tool Academy…
Marriage Boot Camp II: The Introductory Prelude
It seems like yesterday when the first season of Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas filled Philly Blunt’s world with joy, courtesy of some decent people and others who bought Twitter followers to make themselves feel more important than they are. But…
#RichKids of Beverly Hills Vol. 2
Episode two of E!’s game-changing “Rich Kids of Beverly Hills” starts off with Ladies Dorothy, Morgan and Roxy shopping and then getting their nails done. “My rules are very straightforward, I don’t understand: Your nails need to be done,” Morgan…
#RichKids of Beverly Hills Vol. 1
Apparently, the E! Network thought it would be a good use of some folks’ time to follow “Beverly Hills duo Dorothy and Morgan” around with cameras because they are “more outrageous than their bank accounts.” That horrible decision-making process is…
Meet ‘Ball Bag Steve’ aka the Reason I’m Done Defending Eagles Fans In Perpetuity
Hey, did you see Nick Foles threw seven touchdowns against a woeful Oakland Raiders team yesterday? Pretty impressive. Pretty redemptive. Pretty untelling of how he’ll do at Lambeau Field vs. the Packers next week. And, pretty impossible to have seen…
Hey Look, Another Jitbag Wishes I Died Because I Post YouTube Fight Videos On Deadspin
Yep. There’s such a solid parallel between morons who post fight videos on YouTube and criminals who hit people with their cars and flee the scene. Thank God this online commenter is there to remind us that faulty logic still…
In Which A Miami Heat Fan Becomes A Totem For Horrible People Everywhere [Update]
I mean, Jesus Christ, your team’s up dozens of points in a rout, the stoner on the other team gets ejected from the game and all you can think to do is run over and risk your plastic skin melting…
Yet Another Anonymous Blame-The-Victim Jitbag Doesn’t Grasp Why The Run In Hit-And-Run Is Wrong
Interesting story in today’s Wilkes-Barre Citizens Voice. In the wake of the fatal hit-and-run of a 5-year-old boy, an assistant district attorney decries how current Pennsylvania laws actually encourage drunks to flee the scene when they strike someone. That is…
