In Which A Miami Heat Fan Becomes A Totem For Horrible People Everywhere [Update]

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I mean, Jesus Christ, your team’s up dozens of points in a rout, the stoner on the other team gets ejected from the game and all you can think to do is run over and risk your plastic skin melting off to express your anger? Good luck with life, lady who’s as ugly on the inside as she was before exterior work was done to de-ugly the outside. Oh, and bro next to her? C’mon, man. I don’t even know where to friggin start with you.

UPDATE: She’s been identified as Filomena Tobias, and what a story this has become.

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