I mean, Jesus Christ, your team’s up dozens of points in a rout, the stoner on the other team gets ejected from the game and all you can think to do is run over and risk your plastic skin melting…
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Things I Would Have Tweeted This Weekend If I Hadn’t Taken The Weekend Off From Tweeting
“Just saw a ginger boy wearing a grey top hat and chewing a wad of gum at the zoo.” 11:28 a.m., June 16 “Just saw a guy riding a horse in the middle of my block. Which is weird since…
This Is My Favorite YouTube Comment Of All Time, For Now
So, these two ladies are offering to blow a lot of dudes if the Miami Heat win the NBA Championship. How novel. How attention hungry. Anyway, as I am prone to do, I eyed the comments. And lo and behold,…
Hope Everything Went Well Between Dwyane Wade And The Thunder Girls Post-Game
Nothing soothes the pain of losing Game One in the NBA Finals than cozying on up with your foe’s dancing girls. And that’s what Dwyane Wade of the Miami Heat did after last night’s loss to the Oklahoma City Thunder…
Porn Star Offers Free Oral To Her 200K+ (And Growing) Twitter Followers If The Heat Win NBA Title
This whole “I’ll do all this sexing should my team win its respective title” is nothing new. Call it the Bobbi Eden Syndrome. But whatever. Watch Sara Jay (@sarajayXXX: “I’m a F*cker amongst other titles…. and….Your Favorite Pornstar. [From] airports…
The Jeremy Lin Hype Machine Totally Derailed This Morning
Listen, I want this Jeremy Lin kid to succeed. Truly, I do. But it’s getting damn near impossible to do so in the face of the incessant harping about Linsanity driven by the fact that 1) he’s Asian 2) he…