Things I Would Have Tweeted This Weekend If I Hadn’t Taken The Weekend Off From Tweeting

Saturday, June 16, Philadelphia Zoo

Saturday, June 16, Philadelphia Zoo

“Just saw a ginger boy wearing a grey top hat and chewing a wad of gum at the zoo.” 11:28 a.m., June 16

“Just saw a guy riding a horse in the middle of my block. Which is weird since I live in a major city.” 3:15 p.m. June 16

This is what a Miami Heat fan looks like:
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“It was mean to have shown that season finale of ‘The Killing’ on Father’s Day.” 10:05 p.m. June 17.

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