In America, we don’t let our kids play dodgeball out of fear for safety and give away Participation Trophies so nobody’s kid feels bad about not qualifying for a real award. In China, they smack the shit out of kids…
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Things I Would Have Tweeted This Weekend If I Hadn’t Taken The Weekend Off From Tweeting
“Just saw a ginger boy wearing a grey top hat and chewing a wad of gum at the zoo.” 11:28 a.m., June 16 “Just saw a guy riding a horse in the middle of my block. Which is weird since…
Oh, What The Hell, Let’s Watch A Kindergartener Get Knocked Out In The Sandbox
Boys will be boys. And these boys will be able to rough-house in the sandbox — with older kids nearby with their laced up boxing gloves. Let the lesson reflect that it is not advisable to jump in on other…
If You’re A Fan Of Korean Pop Tarts And Donglike Stuffed Animals, This Video’s For You
This “씨스타 유닛 프로젝트 Sistar19의 MaBoy 뮤직비디오영상입니다” video has gotten nearly 13.8 million views since May. So, yeah. Wrote DS tipster Dan L., “Whether you’re into smoking hot but borderline underage women or just into dongs… enjoy.” Sounds about right.
Busty Sorority Girl Will Be :( When She Learns “Jerry Linn” Isn’t A Black Football Player
Meet “xoxoAngieAngel.” She is “a kappa delta sister at FSU lookin for love from Jerry! be my formal date plzzz!!” She is also as bright as you’d think a person who wrote like that would be.