Hi, all. I wrote a lot of stories for PhillyVoice this month. Here are my 11 favorites. Check them out if you’re so inclined! Will I die if I swim at the Jersey Shore after getting a new tattoo? They…
So as to ensure it didn’t get lost in the holiday-nobody’s-online scuffle, I’d like to repost a column I wrote on PhillyVoice in this space. It was about pickles, and how people who like pickles, which are abhorrent, are disgusting…
It was with great joy that I wrote a column about jitbag sportstalk-radio host Josh Innes, who got canned by WIP in Philly for being, well, a jitbag. I was particularly happy about Joshy boy hitting the unemployment line because,…
Well, that’s a headline I never thought I’d write. But here we are, in America 2016, where EVERYTHING is possible. While I like watching Trump squirm as much as the next gal or guy, this whole penis game is morally…
A friend from NJ sent this along over the weekend… Classy. If I were to see this vehicle pass by me on the street, I would find the biggest rock to smash through its windshield. You know, like human bodies…
I’ll keep the name of this poster off this post, but — hoo boy — did this treatise about race relations in America knock my socks off when I saw it on Facebook on Thursday night. He showed them. He…
Professionally speaking, my first week of 2016 has been consumed by the Mummers. Namely, the outcry over insensitive moments in the annual festivities and the aftermath. Here are links to the three stories I’ve written for PhillyVoice. Left out was…
Welcome back to an annual look at how Mummers comics and wench brigades brought shame unto the segment of a region’s population that doesn’t hide behind the use of unintelligent “satire” to mask its ignorance. This year saw one Mummers…
When sympathetic hearts brawl with self-preservation streaks, the latter wins more often than not in the political world. Logic is a casualty. Bodies continually piling atop bodies become “thoughts and prayers” afterthoughts because everybody damn well knows that while the…
Last night, a dinner event designed to “promote world peace” by instituting a strict guest list and requiring attendees to bring their own food, drink and tables while wearing nothing but white returned to Philadelphia. Oh joy. Instead of blocking…
