So as to ensure it didn’t get lost in the holiday-nobody’s-online scuffle, I’d like to repost a column I wrote on PhillyVoice in this space.
It was about pickles, and how people who like pickles, which are abhorrent, are disgusting people. To wit:
The onus should NOT be on we noble warriors to explicitly request our plates be pickle-free.
It should be on the loathsome pickle fans of the world to request that their’s contain the disgusting entity. After all, it was presumptuous New Yorkers who started this nonsense with their “derp derp derp pickles help cleanse the palate derp derp derp” insanity.
There is much more, which you can read via this link.