Back in March, I worked a few questions about Bobcat Goldthwait into my Quizzo night at Murphy’s. Today is Bobcat Goldthwait’s birthday. Spell Bobcat Goldthwait. Is his birth-name Robert or Bobcat? On the IMDb page for his 1992 classic “Shakes…
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Another Jitbag Hides Behind Snark To Write Witty ‘Hit-And-Run Excuses’ Listicle
Author Extraordinaire Felix Clay shared with the world a riveting glimpse into the world of hit-and-runs. Namely, he wrote a gut-busting article on a website called “Cracked” about all the funny reasons that people flee the scene of collisions that…
Not Liking What Furious 7 Represents Apparently Means I’m A ‘Low Life, Scum Bag (Sic)’
Since we live in a time of trigger-warning debates, today is a perfect time to share mine: I don’t like seeing people drive like maniacs whether on the roadways, big screens or televisions. Far be it from me to kick…
Here’s Video Of A Father Explaining How His One-Month-Old Daughter’s Face Got Chewed Off By His Pet Ferret
Words can not describe the horror of this story. But words can describe the horror of a parent letting this happen to a child. Some of those words include “some people should not be able to breed.” Christ. Oh, here…
Meet ‘Philly Guy Dave’ Goodman, The Moron Who Wants #PhillyDieIn Protesters To Get Hit By A Bus [Updated]
One never need look too far to find some asshole hoping for violence while hiding behind a faux first-amendment shield. Today’s superstar is Dave Goodman who, as you can see from these screenshots, is a total moron. Here’s the “logic”…
Here’s The Disturbing Video Of A Woman Getting Kidnapped In Philadelphia
So, yeah, this happened a mile and a half from our home. A 22-year-old woman was forced into a car and abducted from the 100 block of W. Coulter St. on Sunday night, and police are seeking the public’s help…
Meet The Assholes Who Want The Ebola Nurse To Get Hit By A Car
That quarantine-defying Ebola nurse, Kaci Hickox, went for a bike ride today. Didya hear? Well, these class acts sure heard. And they also took to Twitter to express the sentiment that it’d be totally awesome if she got hit by…
Watch Some Dirtbag Lady Steal Halloween Decorations In South Philly
While it’s a couple rungs above “stealing Christmas gifts from cars at the mall,” this 30-something scumbagette reminds us all that nothing good happens in South Philly around 3:30 a.m. To wit: South Detective Division is looking to identify and…
Someone Stole A Goal From A Youth Girls-Soccer Program In Philadelphia
Sometime in the past week, a cretin stole a soccer goal belonging to Soccer Sisters United, an U-12 girls program that plays its home games in the Germantown section of Philadelphia. “That’s a lot for us, as it’s way more…
Horrible Person Patricia Teijeiro Paulson Likes Blaming Hit-And-Run Victims, Posting Racist Comments Online
I had the good fortune of noticing Patricia Teijeiro Paulson of Charleston, SC thanks to a comment she left on a story about a hit-and-run in her hometown. You can see it in the photo above. But, to summarize: Pedestrians…