Hey, did you see Nick Foles threw seven touchdowns against a woeful Oakland Raiders team yesterday? Pretty impressive. Pretty redemptive. Pretty untelling of how he’ll do at Lambeau Field vs. the Packers next week. And, pretty impossible to have seen coming.
In fact, pregame, I figured he was going to revert to Dallas game form. As did most of Philly, I’m sure.
Well, it appears that Superbro “Ball Bag Steve” took exception to my assessment and has a spirit embiggened by what’s likely a fluke performance by his White Knight Hero In Green. He’s opted to share these thoughts with his 114 Twitter followers. I’ve opted to share them with you, by way of explaining why I’m done defending Philadelphia fans forever and ever, Amen.
Aw, what a megamind this guy has.
Anyway, keep an eye out for more awesome proclamations as I’ve blocked Ball Bag Steve on Twitter.
Also, congrats to all other Eagles fans. That’s an impressive feat, Foles’ performance yesterday.
At a bare minimum, you have a new Matt Stairs moment, and at worst, you’re the type of person who identifies himself with a scrotal qualifier. But good luck with accepting, and owning, the fact that Big Balls Steve is one of you.