You’re probably wondering what happened on the second episode of this season of Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars, aren’t you? I’m happy to help: — When asked to list their significant others’ faults, The Sitch noted that his ladyfriend Lauren…
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A Return To Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars
No, I didn’t forget how I turned away from the last season of Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars “because it’s really boring and the characters are parodies of themselves.” But with a new season kicking off Friday night, I’ve decided…
Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars (Episode Four and Beyond)
Let this post serve as formal notice that I will no longer be blogging about Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars. Why, you ask? Because it’s really boring and the characters are parodies of themselves. Thank you for understanding. –30–
Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars (Episode Three)
Today, the Marriage Boot Camp “stars” will play a game in which they throw medicine balls at one another. The medicine is an issue word(s) written thereupon. By throw, I mean place on the ball in front of their significant…
Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars (Episode Two)
The sun rises on day two and Spencer Pratt is already bitching and moaning about not wanting to have babies, and how people get “punched in the face” for talking smack to others. This is ironic because he has the…
Marriage Boot Camp III: Episode One
The premiere of Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars was on tonight. It’s underwhelming in a lull before the “World Star portion of the video kicks in at the 0:42 mark” storm. Here’s a few people from it: There’s the guy…
Marriage Boot Camp II: Reunion Show
They call this Marriage Boot Camp episode “The Aftermath.” It was filmed six months after the show ended. Fair enough. Thoughts: 1. I mean, you knew there was going to be a brawl in the last episode. 2. Not sure…
Marriage Boot Camp II: Season Finale
Well now it all makes sense. Two years of watching this — I don’t know — morally-depraved Marriage Boot Camp show. Guess it was obligatory since I watched all them episodes of Bridezillas. But tonight, no, tonight brought clarity. It’s…
Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Nine
It was only a matter of time before Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas went full-on Maury show. With this week’s episode’s reliance on lie detectors, we have officially reached that point (sans paternity-DNA testing, of course; some things are sacred). But…
Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode One
It doesn’t take but 20 seconds of the season-ahead tease to see that this year’s crop of Marriage Boot Campeteers is yelley screamy broey broettey. Amped it up from last year. Bent a wee bit more toward the Tool Academy…