The premiere of Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars was on tonight. It’s underwhelming in a lull before the “World Star portion of the video kicks in at the 0:42 mark” storm.
Here’s a few people from it:
There’s the guy who looks like Jake Busey in Contact.
Some people Tyson and Rachel or something. They've been dating for 6.5 years. They were on Survivor. This show is going to be unbearable.
— Brian P. Hickey (@BrianPHickey) January 10, 2015
There’s Heidi Montag of The Hills fame, adoring furniture for a baby that she playacts husband Spencer Pratt denies her. Or maybe there’s something wrong with his semen. If so, it’s for the best.
Heidi is gonna be as horrible as Gloria was on the Bridezillas version of #MarriageBootCamp.
— Brian P. Hickey (@BrianPHickey) January 10, 2015
Natalie Nunn or something from Bad Girls Club.
She seems to like showing off her surgically-enhanced ass on social media. It is, if not all, a major portion of her #brand.
I’m not familiar with this couple. But they seem ok. And, like Spencer (unpictured), he doesn’t want to have kids.
It's good that some of these Marriage Boot Camp folks have misgivings about breeding.
— Brian P. Hickey (@BrianPHickey) January 10, 2015
And this dude Reid is married to some Real Housewife of New York Avivia (sp?). He must get punched at some point in the show. So, that’s good.
I can’t imagine I’ll do much besides Tweet about this show (and roundup posts) once it gets into the tedium.