Far be it from me to judge who another ‘Merican raises their kid and whatnot. But since pageant moms don’t qualify as real ‘Mericans, I’m’a judge the fuck out of Lisa, who dolls her 4-year-old daughter Destiny up as Sandy…
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Another Week, Another Batch of Disturbing Toddlers And Tiaras Pictures
America’s favorite devolution of parent- and grand-parenthood was in Vegas this week. So, you know it’s going to be a shitshow right off the bat. It didn’t disappoint. But as with all things Vegas, there’s a good side. I think…
This Week’s Disturbing Toddlers & Tiaras Snapshots
Sorry, but I didn’t bother recording names for this week’s post. This, because the identity of that fellow up there from the Motown Pageant should be readily available via a number of sex-offender registries. (Allegedly, whatever, dude looks creepy from…
Here We Go With More Relatively Disturbing Toddlers And Tiaras Pictures
This week’s episode of #ToddlersAndTiaras was based at the Southern Living Out Of This World Pageant In Southern Georgia. There was an alien theme. That’s to what “out of this world” referred. Here’s a shot of the crowd it attracted:…
The Return Of Relatively Disturbing Images from Toddlers & Tiaras
Ok, so this week’s pageant on Toddlers & Tiaras was Mardi Gras themed. That’s good. Teach young girls to embrace a celebration of bared tits. Like six-year-old Amiya, for instance. Her mom Laura notes that the “cop outfit is probably…
This Week’s Relatively Disturbing Images from Toddlers & Tiaras
Meet Kailia’s mom Marcy. She was a magician’s assistant on the Las Vegas Strip in a simpler time. But now, she’s engaged in a blood-war with California Tropic Pageant foe Kayla and her mama April. You see, there was a…
Another Life Lesson Courtesy Of Toddlers & Tiaras
Said 8-year-old Daisey May before the big Circle City Wild West Showdown, “If you think your kid is ugly or something, you might not want to do pageants because you’re not gonna win.” Said Daisey May after Alaska won grand…