Meet Kailia’s mom Marcy. She was a magician’s assistant on the Las Vegas Strip in a simpler time.
Magic!
But now, she’s engaged in a blood-war with California Tropic Pageant foe Kayla and her mama April. You see, there was a dust-up. Kailia and Kayla were supposed to be friends.
Here’s Kailia.
Here’s Kayla (with Kailia looking on in the background).
But then Marcy says Kayla was all, like, “I’m going to kick your butt and beat you. That wasn’t nice. Some parenting needs to be done.”
To which April was all, like, “I’m not at a pageant to make friends.” This did not make Marcy very happy at all.
So, Marcy — who is one degree away from diaper enthusiast Lisa Nowak — reached back into her old bag of magician-assistant tricks in saying, “I thought it would be entertaining to bring a magic show to Kailia’s outfit of choice and make her brother disappear.”
That entailed a five year old girl pulling her leg up with a stethoscope cord like an off-strip dancer. And, this:
I weep for the future.
Oh, Kayla won Grand Supreme, which isn’t as great as it sounds. So when Kailia was awarded Ultimate Grand Supreme, well, it just validated insanity and making the kid you like less disappear. It also prompted Kailia to fan the money she won in Kayla’s face on stage. Which didn’t go over well with April.
Shit’s gonna get real with these four, fo’sho.