Sorry, but I didn’t bother recording names for this week’s post. This, because the identity of that fellow up there from the Motown Pageant should be readily available via a number of sex-offender registries. (Allegedly, whatever, dude looks creepy from…
Tag: toddlers & tiaras
The Return Of Relatively Disturbing Images from Toddlers & Tiaras
Ok, so this week’s pageant on Toddlers & Tiaras was Mardi Gras themed. That’s good. Teach young girls to embrace a celebration of bared tits. Like six-year-old Amiya, for instance. Her mom Laura notes that the “cop outfit is probably…
This Week’s Relatively Disturbing Images from Toddlers & Tiaras
Meet Kailia’s mom Marcy. She was a magician’s assistant on the Las Vegas Strip in a simpler time. But now, she’s engaged in a blood-war with California Tropic Pageant foe Kayla and her mama April. You see, there was a…
This Week In Relatively Disturbing Images from Toddlers & Tiaras
Meet Ava-Cate. She’s 4. She also likes to spank herself during pageant practice. Which is really further evidence that Toddlers & Tiaras is a dregs-of-the-earth production. In any event, Emily is Ava-Cate’s mom. Allow her to explain: “Ava-Cate likes to…
This Week In Relatively Disturbing Images from Toddlers & Tiaras
Meet Damitri’ana … … and Lacey-Mae. Lacey-Mae suffers from achondroplasia, which is “bone growth that causes the most common type of dwarfism.” She’s eight years old, could pass for four and seems considerably more well-adjusted than the regular Tiara-seeking Toddlers…
This Week In Relatively Disturbing Images From Toddlers & Tiaras
One could make the argument that this is not a typo, that tiara-girl there truly wants a “dollhouse mommy” as opposed to “wants a dollhouse, mommy.” Cash money’ll make a trick do all sorts of things. And, yeah, this tiara-girl…
Reinforcing Self-Esteem Via Toddlers & Tiaras Screengrabs
Easy to see why.
One Girl On Toddlers & Tiaras Looked Like Herve Villechaize
When it came time for the judges to discuss just who would win $10K in the “Universal Royalty Grand Nationals” pageant, a creepy balding dude judge said, “Yeah, some of age groups were very hard. It’s, sort of, the age…