When it came time for the judges to discuss just who would win $10K in the “Universal Royalty Grand Nationals” pageant, a creepy balding dude judge said, “Yeah, some of age groups were very hard. It’s, sort of, the age groups that was hard, the 6-to-7s. I was particularly impressed with the 18-and-up. I mean, there was some beautiful women in that group …” eyes bulging “and…and…and maybe one of them will walk away with the $10,000. That was a stiff group, too.”