Meet Ava-Cate. She’s 4. She also likes to spank herself during pageant practice. Which is really further evidence that Toddlers & Tiaras is a dregs-of-the-earth production. In any event, Emily is Ava-Cate’s mom. Allow her to explain:
“Ava-Cate likes to add her own moves to any sort of routine,” she says. “Booty spanking and shaking your butt during beauty is definitely not a part of the routine. She better not get on stage and spank herself. She better not.”
Aw. Good parent.
As is LaNesia, who urges her son Traven to participate in girl pageants. A looker is she …
… who thinks other boys dropped out of the pageant because they feared losing to Traven.
Says LaNesia, “The categories this weekend is beauty, fairy and dinner. For fairy, we decided to let him and his cousin princess get together and act out a scene from Princess and the Frog.”
Smart move.
Adds Traven, “This weekend I’m going to win that 500 money. When I win money, I want to be rich, famous and smart. And delican.”
Totally delican.