Said 8-year-old Daisey May before the big Circle City Wild West Showdown, “If you think your kid is ugly or something, you might not want to do pageants because you’re not gonna win.”
Said Daisey May after Alaska won grand supreme and, copping a winning ‘tude, wouldn’t let her touch the puppy she claimed as a prize, “I’m sad about how Alaska [is treating me]. I thought she was my friend.”
Tough lessons young, kid. Oh, and don’t mention that whole “facial beauty” thing around the people in your family picture neither.
