Any friend of David meeting Alison for the first time: “Has anyone ever told you that you look like Ala…” Alison to friends: “Yes, yes, yes, Alanis Morissette. Thank you. That’s quite a compliment.” Alison to David later: “What did…
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Another Life Lesson Courtesy Of Toddlers & Tiaras
Said 8-year-old Daisey May before the big Circle City Wild West Showdown, “If you think your kid is ugly or something, you might not want to do pageants because you’re not gonna win.” Said Daisey May after Alaska won grand…