Any friend of David meeting Alison for the first time: “Has anyone ever told you that you look like Ala…”
Alison to friends: “Yes, yes, yes, Alanis Morissette. Thank you. That’s quite a compliment.”
Alison to David later: “What did I fucking tell you about that Alanis Morissette shit, David? You were supposed to tell them NOT to say that to me ever, EVER AGAIN. Your friends are fucking simpletons, and YOU are an asshole.”
“No, I don’t mind posing for OUR wedding picture by MYSELF, Thomas.”
Why the long head?
