Pay for a wedding-announcement portrait? Screw that! We got that awesome shot from New Year’s that speaks to our blossoming love. Are ya with me, Megan? Yes, JC! Always and forever, just like relationships born at the stroke of midnight!…
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Here Are Your Alternate Wedding-Caption Submissions For The Week
Next week on a very special ‘Abby & Brittany,’ kindred spirits unite as the girls attend the nuptials of long-time penpal(s) Ricavid. Further apart, please. Yes. Each of you take another step away from one another. Per. Fect! And so…
This Week in Reimagined Wedding-Announcement Photo Captions
“Hey, where did Christopher go? Has anyone seen Christopher?” “HERE I AM!”
More Fun With Wedding-Announcement Photos!
Favorite TV Show: Dexter. Favorite Movie: American Psycho. Favorite 80s Song: Sussudio. And the inherent magnetism of a bosstache, and “Got a sleazy mustache but want to land a hot chick? ASK! BENJAMIN FELDMAN! HOW!” lessons were so important that…
This Week’s ‘Fun With Wedding-Announcement Photos’ Post
The inherent magnetism of a bosstache can no longer be questioned. Or, “Got a sleazy mustache but want to land a hot chick? ASK! BENJAMIN FELDMAN! HOW!” Yep. Exactly what a Ware should look like. Neighbors told the Times that…
Return To The Altar Of Alternative Wedding-Announcement Captions
Of course we’ll photo-shop that white stream of something or other flying directly where a necklace would be, Miggs, I mean, Abel. STOP FUCKING FIDGETING, JUSTIN “I guess you could say I’m going for a P.O.V. angle, Ms. Schacht. It’s…
This Week’s Alternate Wedding-Photo Captions
Photographer: ‘Where’d Blake go?’ Blake (emerges from behind Rebecca’s head): ‘PEEK-A-BOO, I’M RIGHT HERE!’ MISSING: Cobra Kai extra. If found, contact 1984.
This Week In Alternate Captions For NY Times Vows Pictures…
Any friend of David meeting Alison for the first time: “Has anyone ever told you that you look like Ala…” Alison to friends: “Yes, yes, yes, Alanis Morissette. Thank you. That’s quite a compliment.” Alison to David later: “What did…