Return To The Altar Of Alternative Wedding-Announcement Captions

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Of course we’ll photo-shop that white stream of something or other flying directly where a necklace would be, Miggs, I mean, Abel.

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STOP FUCKING FIDGETING, JUSTIN

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I guess you could say I’m going for a P.O.V. angle, Ms. Schacht. It’s art. You know it when you see it.

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Oh fuck it. Just sit on the fucking steps over there.

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That’s fine, that’s fine. Most people do, but you don’t have to try and appear happy, Priscilla.

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