Far be it from me to judge who another ‘Merican raises their kid and whatnot. But since pageant moms don’t qualify as real ‘Mericans, I’m’a judge the fuck out of Lisa, who dolls her 4-year-old daughter Destiny up as Sandy…
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Another Week, Another Batch of Disturbing Toddlers And Tiaras Pictures
America’s favorite devolution of parent- and grand-parenthood was in Vegas this week. So, you know it’s going to be a shitshow right off the bat. It didn’t disappoint. But as with all things Vegas, there’s a good side. I think…
This Week’s Disturbing Toddlers & Tiaras Snapshots
Sorry, but I didn’t bother recording names for this week’s post. This, because the identity of that fellow up there from the Motown Pageant should be readily available via a number of sex-offender registries. (Allegedly, whatever, dude looks creepy from…
12 Stream-Of-Consciousness Thoughts About The Premiere Of ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’
The time is upon us when Honey Boo Boo Child, that precocious, redneckian, hopped-up-on-sugar-and-Mountain-Dew pageant contestant gets a show for her and her kin on TLC. What follows is my stream-of-consciousness reactions to said premiere. • Right off the bat, Honey…
Here We Go With More Relatively Disturbing Toddlers And Tiaras Pictures
This week’s episode of #ToddlersAndTiaras was based at the Southern Living Out Of This World Pageant In Southern Georgia. There was an alien theme. That’s to what “out of this world” referred. Here’s a shot of the crowd it attracted:…
The Return Of Relatively Disturbing Images from Toddlers & Tiaras
Ok, so this week’s pageant on Toddlers & Tiaras was Mardi Gras themed. That’s good. Teach young girls to embrace a celebration of bared tits. Like six-year-old Amiya, for instance. Her mom Laura notes that the “cop outfit is probably…
This Week In Relatively Disturbing Images from Toddlers & Tiaras
Meet Emma. Emma is three years old. She participated in the Mississippi Sweet Pea Pageant on this week’s Toddlers & Tiaras. If you look closely, you’ll see that 3-year-old is a) dressed as Marilyn Monroe and b) wearing high heels.…
Another Life Lesson Courtesy Of Toddlers & Tiaras
Said 8-year-old Daisey May before the big Circle City Wild West Showdown, “If you think your kid is ugly or something, you might not want to do pageants because you’re not gonna win.” Said Daisey May after Alaska won grand…
It’s A Safe Bet This ‘Toddlers And Tiaras’ Contestant Will End Up A Stripper
Meet Destiny and her mom Sherrie from Maynard, Arkansas. Says Sherrie, “My husband don’t know the whole cost of a lot of these pageants. … I have three credit cards maxed out. The third is for emergency things. I’ve used…