Meet Emma. Emma is three years old. She participated in the Mississippi Sweet Pea Pageant on this week’s Toddlers & Tiaras. If you look closely, you’ll see that 3-year-old is a) dressed as Marilyn Monroe and b) wearing high heels.
This is Emma’s mom. Hope or something like that.
Horrible, horrible person. Horrible enough to throw a little bit of a “world is ending” hissie fit when Emma froze up and forgot to practically strip during the hula portion of the MSPP.
Anyway, this is what happens when you put a 3-year-old in heels:
Unfortunately, Emma won the competition so Hope’ll probably get her kid’s tongue pierced and lower back tramp stamped in time for next year’s exploitative opportunity.
Poor kid. Never had a chance.