When we left our LWLAdies last week, marriage-pusher Christy and The Todd decided that maybe getting married at a little chapel in Sin City wasn’t, maybe, like, the best idea. That didn’t slow down the TetChristy Offensive, though. She and…
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‘Little Women: LA’ Episode 8: Vegas Bachelorette Parties
LOL The LWLAdies head to Vegas and they’re staying at the Golden Nugget down on Fremont Street. The opening scene shows a lot of people looking at them all weird, because there’s not a whole damn army of freaks down…
‘Little Women: LA’ Episode 7: Bridezilla(s) Seeds Are Planted And Dwarfism Admissions Made
Why does every episode of Little Women: LA start with Christy and The Todd shopping? Last week it was the supermarket; this week, they’re battling bulk-sized tuna and toilet paper at Costco. As they walk by the macaroni and cheese,…
‘Little Women: LA’ Episode 6: Boob Jobs And Booty Dance Music-Video Drama
“I always wanted to have bigger boobs. I want to be prettier for my husband, for myself and for job that I do,” says Russian LWLAdy Elena at the onset of this week’s episode of Little Women: LA. The camera…
‘Little Women: LA’ Episode 5: Joe Totally Macks On Elena, With Whom Tonya Almost Brawls
Christy and The Todd go grocery shopping. People watch them as they hoist one another into the produce display. Christy starts talking about how Aunt Flo is here. That means she’s not knocked up. Yay. Rest of the LWLAdies are…
‘Little Women: LA’ Episode 4: Midget Lady Gaga Impersonators And Nip Slips
“Man, painting is such a bitch when you’re four feet tall,” says Christy, who might be pregnant just two episodes after bullying The Todd into proposing. “When little people have a baby, there’s a 25 percent chance that it will…
Little Women: LA Episode 3 … ‘Who Do You Think You Are?’
As we start this latest episode of Little Women: LA, the teaser intro involves DUIs and not drinking for some time. Also, Christy, who just forced The Todd into an engagement last week, is talking about how she’d crawl over…
‘Little Women: LA’ Episode 2: ‘You Can Get, Like, 10 Dwarfs Into A Car’
Christy thinks Todd’s going to “pop the question” any day now. Wink. So she took a few of the gals out to look at rings. Eye-level diamond shopping. This is a one-time divorcee. Got knocked up at 19. Thinks she…
‘Little Women: LA’ Premiere, As Told By Five Photos And A Vine
So anyway, I finally caught up with this new Lifetime show Little Women: LA after a couple weeks. It’s everything I’d hoped it would be, up to and including stripper classes, a Russian character positioned as the show minx, a…