As we start this latest episode of Little Women: LA, the teaser intro involves DUIs and not drinking for some time.
Also, Christy, who just forced The Todd into an engagement last week, is talking about how she’d crawl over glass or something to get her nails done (who wouldn’t?). And how she’s going to show up at the wine-tasting for LWLAdy Traci’s pre-wedding wine tasting flashing her forced-ring like BAM. This should be fun.
Hot Russian LWLAdy Elena is talking with her man about breeding, and she’s worried about the health/genetic ramifications thereof.
“Giving birth, baby can have a dwarfism, just like you, or he can die or even I can die in a childbirth,” she explains.
When her man says he’s hesitant to play Russian Roulette with risking her life for familial expansion, Elena notes that “I’d like to risk it anyway, to be honest.”
🙁
Christy, after showing up at the wine-tasting, shows off her bling.
Before long, jealoucunty Terra starts grilling hot Elena about whether her marriage was based on the need for green-card procurement. And how Christy’s all lying about the booze-free lifestyle she alleges. (She storms off with her new ring btw.)
Talk also delves into sex toys and pwnership thereof.
Anyway, as things stand, Terra is like a wounded raccoon in a corner, lashing out for a threat on attractiveness grounds (Elena) and annoyance grounds (Christy). This is not an enviable position; comes off as quite tacky tbqh.
Elena’s at genetic specialist Dr. Randolph’s office. She “doesn’t know what I am. … I know I have some type of dwarfism.” When that is determined, odds of pregnancy survival will be revealed!
She leaves without answers that will come in three or four days.
Cut to Terra and Christy, the former being apologetic with the caveat that she’s still not trustworthy. Christ, enough already, LWLAdy.
Terra …
… is so damn kitten-y.
Her man Joe is heading out on tour, too. Not sure what kind of tour. Hope to find out.
There’s a Traci wedding-dress shopping spree next. As evidences by the photo below, there are some challenges when it comes to LWLAdy fittings …
“She looks like a walking disco ball,” notes Elena during the fittings.
The LWLAdies (sans Christy) don’t like the one Traci likes most. Ugly to them; the one she’s going to wear “once they chop it in half” to her. Peer pressure is a bitch, though, and she relents.
Tears, shed. Even before Traci asks Terra to be her maid of honor.
Back to the hospital with Elena and man. What kind of dwarfism does she have? Can they make baby? Here’s Dr. Randolph with the answers!!!
And the result is … Pseudoachondroplasia. Anyway, there’s a 50/50 chance each offspring will also have it; it’s like “a coin toss” each time, Doc says. Elena is happy she can breed but unhappy with the odds of inherited dwarfism.
A loving discussion ensues and then devolves into yet another Terra/Christy battle. Bore. Ing.