Why does every episode of Little Women: LA start with Christy and The Todd shopping? Last week it was the supermarket; this week, they’re battling bulk-sized tuna and toilet paper at Costco.
As they walk by the macaroni and cheese, they’re talking about setting a date for the wedding that Christy foisted upon The Todd. Now, she’s talking about eloping. Relentless, this one.
If you remember, the LWLAdies think she’s trying to deflect attention from Traci’s pending nuptials. She, maid-of-honor Terra and parents Milford and Cheryl are touring wedding halls today. Milford is crying about his little angel. “Big and grand,” Traci says her wedding will be. Names must be cut from the invite list now that they have a 180 cap, though. Top of the chopping block? You got it: Christy.
At a drinky-drinky margarita lunch, Hot Russian LWLAdy Elena shares that she has decided against getting a boob job. She also explains that her husband Preston’s family doesn’t know she’s a dwarf. They just think she’s really short. That’s amazing.
Terra is now telling her “homie from another ‘gnome-y” Tonya that her man Trevore was checking out someone else’s ass when they were up on stage doing that stupid music video jawn last week. Because Terra doesn’t have enough problems with her man Joe aching to get some of dat Elena azz that she needs to interject herself into others’ relationships. Boo hiss.
Anyway, at some sort of bridal show, Christy asked Briana to be her maid of honor. Even though Briana used to date The Todd. Christy gets all yappy at her for raising this issue, too. Somebody should make LWLAdy-themed cocktail stirrers, what with them all trying to pot-stir and rabble rouse at every turn.
Anyway, Traci and Christy are going at one another with the coldness of crushed ice cubes. And that’s ginning all the other LWLAdies up too.
But before that comes to a head, it’s double date time! Tonya and Trevore; Terra and Joe! Betcha can’t guess what’s gonna be discussed here! (Asses, as in whose Trevore was checking out during the video shoot). And damned if that interfererer Terra calls Trevore out. What she needs to do is mind her own damn business.
Here’s a sequence of photos that captures the mood at that table …
Joe’s got Trevore’s back, yo. And, Trevore ain’t having it. And neither is Tonya who thinks Terra needs to “slow her roll.” Bees wax, mind ’em: BOOM. Projecting relational weaknesses is what Terra be doin’, yo.
Now we’re onto Hot Russian LWLAdy Elena telling her in-laws that she’s a dwarf, which she terms as an “imperfection” as it pertains to breeding potential. The family — namely, Preston’s mother — doesn’t come off as being particularly supportive initially but entirely is so by the end of the picnic-table convo. Heartbreaking segment, tbqh. 🙁
Rest of the show is just tears related to the Terra drama of yapping at Joe for non-support and ass-looking story-shifting and Traci’s self loathing as a reason not to have a child because of the risk that child would also be a head-turning oddity.
What a depressing episode.