It is with great pride that I excerpt a story about last night’s Whorioles loss to the mighty Kansas City Royals …
A crowd of 9,299 — second-smallest in the 19-year history of Camden Yards — braved miserable weather for a game between two last-place teams. The all-time low attendance at the stadium was 9,129, last month when Baltimore hosted Tampa Bay.
Veddy nice! With the widely-watched 4-3 loss, the SMN* now stands at …
12-27 (13.5 out of the wildcard)
* – tracking the Baltimore Whorioles magnificent march toward an 87.5+ loss season, all so I win a twenty-dollar bill, yo.