Fine. New manager’s lit a fire ‘neath the Whorioles, hasn’t he? Whatever. Even Houdini got caught up in his chains from time to time. But, what I know is this:
– The Whorioles got shut-out by the mighty Seattle Mariners tonight.
– There are 42 games left in the season.
– Of the 120 games played thus far, the Whorioles have lost 78 times.
– Ergo, the SMN* currently stands at …
* – tracking the Baltimore Whorioles magnificent march toward an 87.5+ loss season, all so I win a twenty-dollar bill, yo.