It’s always sad to see high-school sweethearts fall out of love. But when it involves the lady’s brother shooting up the fella’s car, that’s when things get interesting. Meet Rhamu and Yolanda Nixon who are caught in a he said…
Why I think Andrew Gay Jr. is the worst person on earth
Just got home from Criminal Justice Center courtroom 504, home of city Judge Frank Palumbo. There, a bail-reduction hearing was held for Nick Hasselback, college kid from my East Falls neighborhood, who (not even allegedly anymore) hit-and-ran Temple law student…
Low Society
Just after 9:30 last night, a DVRd show ended and somehow, my tellie shifted to Channel 57. It was featuring a show called High Society at the time. What’s High Society? FuckifIknow, but this show seems to think following the…
The Syphilitic Magic Number*
I’m not sure what’s better: the fact that last night’s 4-1 sweep-loss to the Seattle Mariners dropped the SMN to … … or the fact that Major League Baseball legend Kevin Millwood said this after the game … “It’s not…
Remember when people were above animals in evolution theory?
As opposed to a six-game suspension, the league should’ve ordered that the Pittsburgh Stealers QB be put down like the rabid, mangy mutt he is. Here’s a link to his rape victim’s handwritten report to police. And I say “rape…
Hit-and-Run America, Vol. XLVIII
An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call…
Advice, please
So, as most of you know, I’m pretty close to first-time fatherhood. I know the whole dynamic of “my schedule” is losing the first word, and that’s fine. But here’s what I’m grappling with: I’ll always be a hands-on reader,…
Mayweather/Mosley
Full disclosure: I’ve been a Mayweather guy since I met him prior to his dismantling of the late Arturo Gatti in A.C. a few years back. Fuller disclosure: I think Shane Mosley’s going to give him a tougher fight than…
Hey Tea Partiers…
Congratulations on your ignorance prevailing in the form of “let’s shoot down school budgets to show those teachers who’s f’ing boss” in Jersey yesterday. Be proud when packs of feral youths climb through your windows and rape your kitchen appliances…