I’m soon off to a baby shower — me, the bride, and baby-on-board’s shower, specifically — in a few moments, so I’ll dispense with this with the quickness. — New York City treats Thurmon Munson with the same respect that…
And the Oscar for Best Quote of the Year goes to …
Drum roll please … “I don’t know anybody that can stick their finger in their mouth and make themselves vomit and punch somebody at the same time. It doesn’t make any sense.” – Dave Clemmens, of Berlin, NJ, for his…
There’s that empty news desk again!
Yoohoo, hey Action News, you might what to get your “talent” back to the desk before your newscast returns from commercial. Or not. Clearly, the latter’s fine with y’all.
The Syphilitic Magic Number*
After last night’s 6-2 loss to the mighty Oakland A’s dropped their record to 1-9, the Baltimore boys of summer’s magic number now stands at … * – tracking the Baltimore Whorioles magnificent march toward an 87.5+ loss season, all…
Hit-and-Run America Vol. XLIV
An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call…
And a Tea Party legend is born …
From the Pulitzer Prize winning Philadelphia Daily News’ website: Police said [Matthew Clemmens, a 21-year-old from South Jersey] intentionally vomited on the 11-year-old daughter of an off-duty Easton police captain, and then slugged the cop in the head several times.…
Where in the world is Freddy Adu?
Aside from Selena Roberts’ excellent piece about Tiger-as-faker, porny-stripper-as-keeping-it-real, this week’s Sports Illustrated attempts to answer the question posed in this post’s header. The short answer: In Greece, watching feral dogs roam while trying to reclaim his perceived birthright as…
The Syphilitic Magic Number* …
… is, after a 9-1 loss dropped their record to 1-8 … * — tracking the Baltimore Whorioles magnificent march toward an 87.5+ loss season.
This Week’s Metro Column…
… is here, in its draft-form entirety. Enjoy. Spend. Remember your first inkling that Philadelphia was careening toward fiscal calamity, the type of wallet-drainer not imagined since Ed Rendell’s pom-poms distracted us from – among many cold realities – that…