Is it just me, or does Mr. Jassiel Aguila wax and groom his eyebrows? I mean, for fuck’s sake, man. And he can score a chick as fly as Jennifer? Boggles the mind, yo.
Here’s what this case boils down to: Jennifer’s mama’s boy of a husband let his mammy re-arrange the house down to her “underwears.” He then bitches about how she doesn’t keep the house up. This, despite the fact that he was a stay-at-home husband who said he was too busy “looking for a job.”
“You had mommy over the house because you didn’t want to cook and clean because it’s not something a man should do,” chides Judge Lynn, breaking the lil guy down even further while Jennifer just looks and smirks.
Now, don’t get me wrong: Jennifer has zero mastery of proper sentence construction. Or the singular/plural difference (as evidenced by the aforementioned “underwears” and beyond.) Kinda toothy, too. But, oh, that little Latina accent flair takes it all away. Especially when she starts talking about condoms as in, mama telling her to use them, because she didn’t want to be a grandmama. She’d knock on the door at 11 at night “just to say hello.” Stopping by four times a week.
Jassiel says Jennifer didn’t appreciate the $700 cake they bought when mama actually became grandmama. And that she’s extremely controlling to the tune of driving over a cell phone so she could get his to check who he be talking to. “Maybe,” she said when asked if that’s what happened.
“When she gave birth to the baby, everything changed,” he said.
He mocked by post-birth body, she said. “Your stretch marks, my breasts fall a little bit, my butt. ‘My ex-girlfriend was fiiirrm.’ She was 15! … I wanted her to start going to the gym. … But I think she looks good now, after two years.”
Well, of course she does, Waxed Eyebrows Boy. Anybody looking at the TV knows that shit. And you done cheated on her WITH HER FRIEND?! “She was everything that I was looking for,” he says.
Fuck, man, there haven’t been many bigger morons on this show, and I’ve been watching for about two years now.