Good Lord, did the producer’s urging to blast through the courtroom’s front doors with flair resonate with these two, the Millers. Surprised the hinges didn’t come off when Good Ole Brent Miller came a’jogging in to stand at attention at the dais. And Diana Miller looks pissed too. But she deserves to, considering how hubby told her he’d get her some new breastuses if she lost some weight but didn’t live up to that deal.
She says he’s a player. He looks like a Walker, Texas Ranger walk-on “guy in BBQ-store line” extra. Oh, he cheats on her too. She knows because of the $14 reimbursement check that came from the Loew’s hotel. He was tapping strange every Friday ($189 a night), though he says it was because the house was a mess.
He sounds like Buddy Garrity, f’reals. And he talks about how he’s urged her to diet regularly because “she was a little heavy.” If she didn’t promise to lose 20 pounds by a Christmas, would he have married her? “Probably not.”
Fun fact: At least one of his friends sends Brent naked pictures of his wife so, one time, when Diana was bent over picking something up, he texted it out far-and-wide (or one person, depending upon who you believe) captioned “Wide Loads.”
Fun fact (II): He carries another chick on his cell-phone bill.
Man, this Brent Miller is full of bullshit stories. Sure, he may be hamming it up in front of the cameras, but I know his type. He gits all loud and thinks everybody’s into everything he has to say, and he talks down to folk because his construction business leaves him with a little change in his pocket. He also thinks he owns the lady, who shouldn’t complain when he do what he want to do.
Case in point: When Diana gets sick, she’s not permitted to stay in the house. When she was quarantined one time and came home, she found some expensive lady’s lotion by the bathtub. He said it was his sister’s.
Time’s up for the hillbilly.
Fuck Brent Miller in the ear.
I actually know these 2 people in real life. They were never married, it was all an act. Diana told us about it several months in advance before it aired.
Brent does not have a construction business, he does video work. They used to date but ended up just being business partners in the end. Brent is the southern hick type though, he sounds exactly like he does in person as he does on TV. Brent is not as rude, but he is as dumb.
Diana was the secretary/agent at my film school (Nashville Film Institute). She makes those little info videos for resorts.