“Anyway, she breaks her bouquet and dresses her bridesmaids in slut red. She also pounds drinks on the ride to find new flowers and tries to get the empty cups to stick to her head. She also discusses stealing flowers from a cemetery.
“A lot of people clap once man and bride exchange their first kiss. They’re also the type of people who watch videos of train wrecks for entertainment value.” [Bridezilla Tricia]