Christine is 21 and “going to school for business.” She and her 25-year-old victim Aaron are getting married in Vegas, and town which she thinks she’ll fucking run.
She reminds me of that hog Tracy on Jerseylicious, but all inked up to the point of going to the tateria to get her ex piece of trash’s name covered up. To that end, she says she’s “not young and stupid anymore.” Which proves she’s a liar. This is proven by her response to her mom’s comment that she’s being stupid. “Nah ah, you’re being stupid” came the retort.
Now they’re fighting about being late to the jewelry store. Yawn.
Mom’s doing alterations on her slip. Double yawn.
So very uninteresting, these two. In fact, the best that the show can come up with to pass the time is a “Like Counter” in which they’re counting how many times the titsy tatfreak says the word “like.” Which is, like, a lot.
The only noteworthy thing going on here is the fact that they don’t have their wedding bands yet when they’re driving to Vegas in a dingy Dodge Neon. So very exciting. Can’t wait till they’re back on next week, huh?
Horrible person Minyon is back for a second round. Good thing, too, because I didn’t notice her third neck last week. She’s still fighting with her sister, too. Not physically like last week. Just with her stupid fucking mouth and her alligator tears.
She’s bitching about the weather (might rain). And the flowers (princess “axed” for real flowers and didn’t get them in the sample bouquet which she ripped up, which bothered the “aunt” which created it). And people trying to help her (erbody else can go to hell for all it cares).
Anyway, now Minyon — did I mention how horrible of a person she is? — has changed the venue two days before the wedding and is performing “dress checks” on her bridesmaids. She does not want cleavages showing on the ladies with larger breasts, for starters. Then, she takes a pair of scissors to her mother’s dress. No, seriously. Mom’s as sweet as fucking pie and she waits for her to leave to destroy her mother’s dresses. She’s asked if she’s crazy. She says “nope.” She lies.
Mom calls her out on it at the rehearsal, too.
“Whatever,” was horrible person’s response. “I am not going to apologize for anything because I think I’m the bride, I deserve what I want and, at the end of the day, I got it.”
She then proceeds to harangue everybody else within snout shot. This beast continues acting cunty while “breaking out in hives” and passing gas as they’re all getting ready for the ceremony, at which the minister totally mispronounces her name “Midlin.” What a fitting bit of disrespect for a creature that deserves nothing better.