According to the YouTube uploader of this here holiday jawn, “My sister orders a youth-sized (instead of regular) Crosby jersey for her son by accident, and it’s too late to send back before Christmas. Time to have some fun with the Flyers fan of the family.”
That Flyers-fan family fun establishes this young man as a Philly legend. He is astute enough, at a young age, to instantly recognize anyone affiliated with that Port-a-Potty municipality is beneath him.
For this, he is to be lauded.