Today, in weed news …

… Ever since that whole “4:20, the most dangerous time of the day for your children” expose on the local NBC affiliate, I’ve monitored who buys all the Visine at the Rite Aid around the corner. I will not let them anywhere near my yet born child, a yet born child that I’m pretty sure will want to move to Oakland once he/she hits 18. To wit:

Call it the Walmart of weed.
In a 15,000-square-foot warehouse just down the road from the Oakland Airport, an entrepreneur is opening a one-stop shop for medicinal marijuana cultivation that’s believed to be the largest in the state.
Don’t know the first thing about growing pot? The folks at iGrow have a doctor on site to get you a cannabis card and sell you all the necessary equipment for indoor, hydroponic cultivation – from pumps, nutrients and tubing to lights and fans.
Don’t know how to set it up? For a fee, on-site technicians will show you how to build it in your home and even maintain it weekly.

(H/T Connorso)