With another throttling of the Washington Nationals, the Phillies must now finish the season with a 4-2 record to avoid a 100-loss season.
But that’s neither here nor there. Because holy shit, former Phillies closer Jonathan Papelbon — who is a total, total jitbag — got into a fight with golden-boy Bryce Harper DURING THE GAME!!!!!!!
Epic fun.
Go Phils.